New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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