He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The power of my boobs compel you
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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