Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
