Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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