OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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