Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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