This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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