My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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