If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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