We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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