...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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