GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
where are my eyebrows?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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