Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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