Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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