It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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