there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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