Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Reggie can tackle my bush.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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