I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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