omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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