I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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