I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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