So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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