My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Small penises have feelings too.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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