Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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