Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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