ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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