I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
