yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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