My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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