nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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