Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You ruined the universe
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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