You really coming over, don't trick.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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