The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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