I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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