sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be