What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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