let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is