she was so not down for the gang bang
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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