So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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