question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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