Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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