i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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