i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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