im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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