I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
