he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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