let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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