Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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