No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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