Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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