You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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