I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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