Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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