The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
