yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
