Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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