It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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