if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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