everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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