so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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