Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just pee around me
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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