At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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