dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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